When you are lost for words, but your kids have many, turn to ASOTU and you can be 'cool' too!
🗞 We are comic purists. Just Garfield on newsprint for us, please.
February 1, 2023
“Amateurs… I’ve been losing chess games to computers and cats since 1992!” -Chris
January 23, 2023
Asking the Experts - Favorite Video Game? “COD Mobile” - Danielle “Age of Empires 2” -Isaac “Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes” -Nathan “Spiderman PS4” -Myles “The Last of Us” -Chris “Sonic the Hedgehog” -AMJ “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2” -Char
December 6, 2022
Make one and send it our way, and we will send back a music suggestion based on what you like!
November 30, 2022
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This part is only for bears to read - *Growl* *Sniff* *Sniff* *Growl* We all love and believe in you, even if you don’t win this year.
October 6, 2022
Trick Shots are cool, but starting small is ok. Practice by throwing this email at somebody who will enjoy it and see if you can hit their inbox.
September 28, 2022
Asking The Experts — It's a top-shelf TV show according to Nathan’s nephew, Kyle’s kids, and Chris (who is a grown man).
August 9, 2022
Oh no! All those diehard Batgirl fans, who definitely exist, will have nothing to watch!
August 4, 2022
Dealers Take Note - Time to live stream “Need For Speed” games and tell people how to car shop like a pro.
July 22, 2022
We fear bringing a store back as a “presence” sounds more spooky and interesting than it is. 👻🦒
July 20, 2022
Telling it like a sassy teenager — Wait, let me call myself four months ago to tell him, he is going to be so excited!
July 18, 2022
Hot Take — If “Echo” is half as good as “Daredevil” it will still be twice as good as “Iron Fist.”
July 11, 2022
In 23 years Alexander grew a massive following around something he loved doing. Many don’t achieve that in 100 years.
July 6, 2022
It sounds like Fortnight had its own metaverse behind the scenes just waiting for everybody to catch up…
June 28, 2022
LEGO — “We have both kinds of products: nostalgic and new.”
June 22, 2022
Werewolves are great, but the biggest fantasy in the Sims is owning a pool you never have to clean.
June 17, 2022
We will stop talking about Star Wars when they stop making cool things.
June 16, 2022
He is like goth Superman with an on/off switch.
June 10, 2022
No good at Fortnite? — That’s ok, hold a controller and rewatch “The Empire Strikes Back.” Enjoy!
June 7, 2022
This particular “What the kids are into” section is brought to you by “What Chris is into”...
June 6, 2022
Favorite Disney Movie? — “CARS got me out of a speeding ticket once. *Vroom Vroom” -Danielle@asotu.com “The Emperor’s New Groove… does that even need an explanation?” Charity@asotu.com “The Robin Hood with the foxes. Taught me about taxes.” -Chris@asotu.com
June 2, 2022
♬ In a minute Ima need a viral post from your Deal-er-ship 🎶
June 1, 2022
EA asked ASOTU if we wanted to buy them, but we backed off when we found out they didn’t make Lego Star Wars
May 24, 2022
How many sports teams could Elon Musk buy? Zero, he only has “stock options.”
May 18, 2022
People who leak schedules > people who leak spoilers
May 17, 2022
Parent gamers everywhere are like — “Yay! a new way to watch Disney+!”
May 12, 2022
Benjamin Cucumberpatch is cool, but we’re rooting for Wanda.
May 5, 2022
Everybody’s working from home these days…
April 14, 2022
Pitch for Crayola — Digital crayons. We are not sure what it means, but you should get on that.
April 8, 2022
"Skywalker saga has taken something great and made it even better... kinda like ASOTU." - Isaac@asotu.com
April 7, 2022
Don’t tell the kids, but MUG Root Beer doesn’t have any caffeine. True story!
April 4, 2022
ASOTU Mixtape is about to drop “1V1 me IRL VOL: 1”
March 7, 2022
The paint flake simulation is on point. (this is not a joke, they have realistic paint flaking)
March 4, 2022
With over six million followers, it’s clear that the kids are into it.
February 22, 2022
We added “Bruno” to the list of things we never talk about. Just below Fight Club…
February 15, 2022
Looks like we were right about Chuck E. Cheese all along.
February 7, 2022
This is getting out of hand (clicks ‘order’ button).
February 3, 2022
If you like Words with Friends, you're gonna love Wordle with your morning coffee all alone..
February 1, 2022
There is no doubt that the internet has become a nirvana of craftiness.
January 31, 2022
