Cryptocurrency is like the ending of the movie Inception: you get it, or you don't (we don't). To clear up some of the noise, the ASOTU Crew, in collaboration with Brian Benstock, have launched our own cryptocurrency: Ben-stocks.
Where do we sign up? Interested parties need only practice discipline in their lives to earn the coins. No wallet is required. Brian "knows how many you have" at all times and will "let you know when you've earned enough." Some may ask, "But where can you spend it?" To them, Brian responds, "Ben-stocks are the currency of everything. You are spending them even now as you doubt." When we asked him to expand upon that, he abruptly said "no" and walked away dropping every 10 yards to do 10 burpees.
In a world where physical currency has given way to digital currency it was only a matter of time until metaphysical currency had its day.